Would you like a drink or dipping sauce with that?

Greetings, Welcome to my page, My name is Rosey.3DS FC: 5257-9264-9338

sodomymcscurvylegs:
“ renkenber:
“@toruhagakuree
”
I’m both of these people.
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

renkenber:

@toruhagakuree

I’m both of these people.

(via heart)

“Crying is a free action, unless you want to take a full action to do a Super Cry”

yourplayersaidwhat:

- My DM reminds us of this whenever we’re unsure of what to do on our turns

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

yweiweiblog:

Just Your Fashion Earrings

Black Snake        ☪ ☪     Black Cat

Cute Shark          ☪ ☪     LED Studs

Silver Butterfly  ☪ ☪     Silver Rose

Hollow Lotus      ☪ ☪     Trendy Leaf

Alloy Tassel       ☪ ☪     Daisy Flower

Discount code:sherry15

(via thebootydiaries)

samanatorclub:

- 30 DAY MONSTER GIRL CHALLENGE COMPLETED -

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manufactureyourowngender:

wetwareproblem:

spooky-holtz:

growlandpounce:

scullymosshart:

lady-fett:

eternal-nova:

joshpeck:

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

(Source: youtube.com, via funnystories)

help-mywife:

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

(via funnystories)

narwhalsarefalling:

entirebeemovie:

narwhalsarefalling:

putrid-boy:

I can’t read cursive handwriting

what does this say

i cant read cursive handwriting

bitch me neither thats why i asked

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trashyvoid:

I’m back, with more offers and better skills!

[ MORE INFO, EXAMPLES AND OFFERS! ]

[ Finished art // Finished Sketches ]

nkdoes:
“Splatoon Commissions are now open! • Slot1:  CLOSED
• Slot2: CLOSED
• Slot3:  OPEN
• Slot4:  OPEN
• Slot5: OPEN
Only splatoon related (either inklings or in-game characters, OC stuff such as alternative hair or clothes is fine as long as...

nkdoes:

Splatoon Commissions are now open

  • Slot1: CLOSED
  • Slot2: CLOSED
  • Slot3: OPEN
  • Slot4: OPEN 
  • Slot5: OPEN

Only splatoon related (either inklings or in-game characters, OC stuff such as alternative hair or clothes is fine as long as they’re not overdesigned, for more complicated details I will add a little charge)

ONLY SFW (I’m fine with sexy or related, as long as they’re sfw)

contact: nkdoes@gmail.com 

Here’s a Q&A regarding how I do commissions

*50% per additional character (linked to what you’re paying for, for example if you want another color half-body, that would be $22)

(via nkdoes-deactivated20191109)

OK to make a font out of your own writing

oehbiwan:

kingloptr:

changephase:

keelime-pies:

tenten-ooc:

cobalt-draws:

authorloremipsum:

roachpatrol:

trveroman:

frickmyrickmas:

cannibaltomato:

weavingmemories:

januarycomicsmonth:

zeekist:

saucybroswithbenefits:

jupiters-headlock:

nakadoo:

ilikedaisiesinthespringtime:

davestriderthetimetraveler:

kittenmogu:

chromehearts:

pelicaneggs:

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

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I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD

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for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!

paintfont.com would be a good place to go to quickly make a custom font for your comic!

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ehh

It looks just as horrible in real life..even worse with the letter attached…

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I’ll try this later.

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you can also use alternative alphabets

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Welp. Guess I know what font I’m gonna be using for comics from now on. B)

Welp. Looks like I have to do this now. So I can use this for Tengri’s asks.

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For some reason there is no apostrophe in my set, but it still looks cool.

NEAT THING ALERT

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The site is now called https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ but it’s basically the same!

(via surprisebitch)

huyandere:

some ronpa boys in actual bodyline dresses

thejovianmute:

rage-quitter:

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.

(via how-to-art)